Olive vs. The Tissue Box of DOOM

I came home on Friday to this:

Now, this is not the first time I have come home to a scene like this. The way I deal with it is to imagine it was a matter of life and death. That Olive was saving the world from a seemingly inanimate object hell bent on world domination.

The culprit this time- a box of Trader Joe’s tissues. The box, which has been carefully plotting its take over since I was sick last week took the chance to attack while I was at work. But Olive, having keen senses and possibly being part demon herself, lept into action, seizing the box of evil paper product and wrestling it to the living room floor.

The tissues put up one hell of a fight and nearly made it to the door in an effort to escape. But in the end, Olive prevailed, the tissue box of doom was destroyed and the world was saved.

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